The world of food according to Fer
posted by Fer at 10:54 PM
"Illicit popping" - wow. I was hoping, for a moment, that this was an article from the Onion.In high school, I had plans to take over the world by stockpiling popcorn and wafting the smell of fresh-popped goodness over the land. And now, these popcorn terrorists have beat me to it!
Dear Seattle,Put the people who seem to want to lie down or fight in charge of popping your popcorn. Perhaps the structure, anticipation, and thrill of possible chaos will make them just the popcorn maestros you've needed all this time.Maybe.M
I've worked for a few companies that banned microwave popcorn. Also a co-worker accidently nuked their popcorn until it was charred and smoking and ended up throwing it into the dumpster outside of the building. Within 15 minutes the fire dept shows up because someone reported a fire in the dumpster and the hallway reeked for hours...
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